Merrick!!!
@MerrickThor
male Jacksonville, FL, United States
Just a big goofball trying to keep himself amused - maybe you will be too! =D Besides, if we can't laugh at ourselves, who CAN we laugh at? I mean ... BESIDES you??
Merrick!!!
is
deep in the last-minute pack-a-thon for the St Louis road trip tomorrow … must … remember … "PACK … LIGHT!!!" 
commits "plurk suicide" 
: Two blondes walk into a bar …
: Two blondes walk into a bar …
Thought 'o the day: "People who overuse similes in their conversations are like … annoying."
starts a word-association plurk … each response associated from the last one … 
Ready???? First word (of course) is:
Ready???? First word (of course) is:
's life just got one HELL of a lot less stressful … 
Merrick!!!
is
Merrick!!!
needs
some positive energy for this weekend ... not something I ask for often. 
Big training ops both days, & I'm in charge of it all. 
Big training ops both days, & I'm in charge of it all.
Merrick!!!
needs
to prepare for some mass briefings he'll be giving this Drill Weekend ... but will be around to see your cool plurks, don't cry.
Merrick!!!
feels
he should get hazardous duty pay, considering the number of "fires" he has to put out in his office during a typical day
Merrick!!!
is
SO FUCKING SICK OF DAMN EGO-DRIVEN, SELF-SERVING, PISSING-CONTEST BULLSHIT & THE IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS THAT PERPETUATE IT!!!!!!!!! 