You have to fucking watch this. This is part of our human legacy. Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue (1990)

http://40.media.tumblr.com/68f0f043ffc3d3337ed239d56bbc024b/tumblr_ms61lhjg4R1s73qs0o1_500.jpg I thought I'd offer a palette cleanser from my earlier, award-winning plurk about gross dudes.

Finally decided on my page title. http://i.gyazo.com/5bad40a36c4dfa022ca6f6846274c80a.png

M'LADIES http://31.media.tumblr.com/419060da7a4da1abf1acad35aa363765/tumblr_nemp38b08I1ra22e2o1_1280.png

I am having a lot of negative feelings right now. (This turned immediately into a possum plurk, so I'm feeling better)

http://33.media.tumblr.com/47981b6d84f23ca47f7fa47f34783588/tumblr_n04y5nQRy91rpe379o1_500.gif There is a bear called the Moon Bear. I actually kind of like when the word 'moon' is used as a descriptor. They have large vocabularies of bear sounds, and like to play in water.

I like this. http://41.media.tumblr.com/d751a80a4f312483ad827a60dc67e27d/tumblr_nbcil8s51F1qa8r2fo1_500.jpg

Start your day off right, with a sinus headache.

Why did I have to be so late to the Death Grips party?

5 Child Stars Who Grew Up To Be Acclaimed Novelist Salman Rushdie Clickhole is amazing satire.