Have you ever sneezed so hard you felt it in your toes?

I'm sitting here eating g breakfast and trying to figure out when exactly I came to accept that I was destined for mediocrity.

I have reached the point in my life where one of the highlights of my day is a good poop.

I've fallen down a YouTube rabbit hole. Been binging Jimmy Fallon Classroom Instruments bits.

I just can't bring myself to do the thing today.

So, I have micro-quakes to deal with today. The streets in my subdivision are made of concrete slabs. The city has decided to replace the worn ones, which for me is pretty much my whole cul-de-sac. There is a pile driver type machine out in front of the house now breaking up the old ones. Every time it pounds the ground my whole house shakes.

REST IN PIECES, OZZY!

The dog rolled in something out in the back yard.

Had to give her a quick bath.

The best perc from working at home is being able to smooch my wife (who also works from home) whenever I want.

Fluffing dog. 6 fluffing degrees outside with at least an inch of snow on the ground and she simply HAS to have her walk.