[scary shit]

I can't find my iPhone underneath all this money?! #firstworldproblems

Open call to all programmers or friends of interested programmers.

[anxieties]

It's a lightning snow storm.

Nothing interesting happening on the Internet. Entertain me Plox

Ugh one of those mornings. I should just quit and be a hobo.

Ogod. I'm so addicted to me3

31 dollars an hour tmw. 250 bucks total for the day after taxes.

Trying to communicated with new people is like talking to a mute and deaf mule