Find the Invisible Cow de rien.

So I went walking with a Swiss lady yesterday and we cased this fig tree just so we could pick a couple and eat them. She wouldn't even talk to me in French about it, had to be English in case anyone heard.

I imagine the conversation went like this... PS THIS IS A PICTURE YOU ALL NEED TO LOOK AT

how many of you played the plurk game? I got up to about 1200 before i died.

That one time when 'Rape Me' by Nirvana was playing in the toy store.

none of you remember this but I have a distinct dislike for acronyms like POTUS and SCOTUS and SYTYCD so on and so on... well, i've found one that just makes me red with the fire of mordor- TEOTWAWKI.

I need some help with step up/step down transformers in Europe, anyone?

Sure, go ahead and enjoy all day breakfast. You McDontalds have this! Whatever the hell it is!

Seems like just yesterday EP was a little ewok living in the forests of Endor. Tomorrow, she starts petite section. #theforceisstronginthisone

when your old boss emails you 13 months after you left the job and asks you for the log in info for the facebook account.