Witcher
@Witcher824
male Seattle, WA, United States
In a world gone mad, I am the maddest of all.
In a place called heartache, I am the pain.
In a race dominated by rats, I am the cheese.
In a memory blackened, I am the stain.
In a place called heartache, I am the pain.
In a race dominated by rats, I am the cheese.
In a memory blackened, I am the stain.
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starting another day (night) at work and hopes y'all will keep me occupied 
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My telephone is so old it still has Alexander Graham Bell's name on it
*waves his hands in the air, to provide mass POKES to his family and friends...*
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Thank you...good night!! love you XOXOXO
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Okay last one: If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. 
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 