boop boop can you believe this is my first Fleetwood Mac shirt

all i want is a dress for samhain that doesn't make me look like a tryhard vampire or miss frizzle is that too much to ask

[ voyager ] https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGrrpY1WwAAXtDr?format=jpg&name=medium I FOUND THE BEST TWITTER

chloe & zelda & the cr meme!

for as much as they complain about millennials being lazy, boomers sure the fuck love to distract us from doing our fucking jobs so we can hear about their idiotic immigration opinions

[ lucifer ] season 5 spoiler below!

i'm turning in my two weeks notice for my PT office job so i can start working at the makeup company full time and i'm like... heartbroken

[ lucifer ] one of the things i love about chloe is that she's just kind of a mediocre cop

hey everyone! i entered a photo of artie into a "funny pets picture" contest for the cardiologist he went to, and i need your votes to get him onto a calendar! if you wouldn't mind popping over here and giving him a vote!