sure do love taking a nap and waking up screaming because of a horrific charlie horse in my calf

Taylor Swift - The Man (Official Audio) gd taylor you fuckin sing it

sometimes, in facebook discourse, you gotta choose carefully which hills are worth dying on

pandora FINALLY put "the last of the real ones" into rotation and i definitely got busted by one of the techs cranking up the speakers because there's no patients up here

voyager meme time

DP SORRY but go tag eve on the tdm!!!!

lucifer better tread carefully in his response because she has NOT forgotten the fact that lucifer banged her ex-future-mother-in-law - a real message i just sent siriuslydementd WHY IS THIS CANON

chloe open post - help her plant a shrub or stop a robbery

my mom + cruise planning
mom: "i might go parasailing, you're welcome to come."
me: "wait, is parasailing the one where you fly behind a boat in the air and then i end up dropping and drowning and dying?"
mom: "yep. or you crash on a derelict park and a dino eats you."

good morning i dreamt i met lauren german at a con and got to compliment her on her amazing sunglasses collection