god I need to stop looking at super-rare iron man pops that I can't afford

/gently takes firefox and plurk developers' faces in my hands/ stop breaking my shit, motherfuckers

family reunion talent show. 3yo gets up to sing amazing grace. "Amazing grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost, and now I'm more lost, what's the rest of it?" I almost cried laughing

so I've been on a fanfiction binge and found the Good Shit, who wants to talk to me about brainwashed hydra tony

weeks late to the vines for your character meme

My brain just spent 2.5 hrs writing extremely elaborate and operatic alternate-history superhero fanfiction while I napped and it was a blast

if I have to work in this store one more time I'm going to set something on fire

[mute][weekly tagcountability plurk]

is there anything in the universe worse than dreams about your teeth crumbling and falling out