Haircut lady offered to comb the crumbs out of my beard. I took her up on it, as I was starting to attract mice.

Stopped hearing the Roomba downstairs. Went to check on it, and it was on the porch. I fear it's become sentient and is trying to escape.

Daughter is dismayed that Angry Birds get their own T-shirts, but Zombie Kittens do not. Might be time for a CafePress store

Between Davy Jones and Juan Epstein, pieces of my childhood are disappearing

Tried to hit Free Pancake Day at IHOP yesterday. Place was completely mobbed. Ended up having dinner elsewhere.

Wife is watching "No Strings Attached" on Netflix. It's basically "Last Tango In Paris" remade as a really unfunny comedy.

Taxes are all organized. Got an appointment with the CPA next Saturday. Hard part's done. Yay.

Had to warn my daughter that she's no longer allowed to edit Wikipedia. Do other parents have this problem?

Thinking of writing a movie about Marines fighting evil waffles just so I can include the line "Waffles? I eat waffles for breakfast!"

Just discovered a free karaoke app for GoogleTV. Downloaded it. I don't think I'll ever have custody of the TV again.