I don't wanna sleep. Okay. I'm gonna pretend to sleep for half an hour and pretend to be awake, so I'll be happy and go to the mall.

I KNOW. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SUSAN BOYLE IS OUT IN BGT. LIKE, SERIOUSLY?

Kill this page 'cause it's not working.

I'M SO HAPPY. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WITH A MUFFIN.

You silly sleepyhead. Wake up.

"Why are you here soldier?" -- "Because I'm bored!" [TRUE ENOUGH]

"But he hated his father!" said Robin. "Precisely Robin." replied Batman.

WOO. Plurk ate my karma again. What did I ever do that makes you so mad that you have to take away something I worked hard for?

Still not checking mails. Bahahah.

Here's the deal. Call your girlfriend [accidentally]. Then pretend you're doing something with somebody. Of course, evrythng is smthng.