sure did fall asleep at 6pm last night and slept for a million years

so apparently i have a type and it is dumb guys in orange???

do you ever stop and think about how you're the living embodiment of love that has passed on for literal centuries

I just explained smol to king and he is losing his shit right now

someone used my credit card on a roadtrip in the us and went on a 670$ spending spree at macys

good morning plurk. bastille did a cover of no scrubs.

those pet selling shenanigans!

LEGALIZED SAME SEX MARRIAGE?!?!?!?!

crawls into the world of the living