Why is it what whatever I'm watching, my dad always has to say something derogatory about it? Currently watching Justin Timberlake on Netflix and my dad called him "That little gay bastard"

[Work Rant]

It is my bedtime, I love you all, nini

So lazy and hungry, gonna collect some fast foods on the way home

I'm supposed to be getting up in 4.25 hours to take my car to the mechanic for an oil change, but I think that will have to wait till the weekend

[National Coming Out Day]
Surprise, I am an aromantic asexual and you guys are the first people I've told except my cousin and Hatter.

Just spent 2 hours trying to put together my parents new computer only to find out that it doesn't work. Left them a note to call Geek Squad in the morning

I just hatched a Lapras, I'm so happy I wanna cry

THE MOST LEGIT XMFC THING WITHIN

[Work} And now I'm locked in at my office because the cops are in the basement where I work looking for someone