oninopoptart
says
random indian (dot) dropped by my desk, said "Congrats", dropped off apple strudel, and left. I've never seen this person before.
Oh, man, how did I miss this when it came out. 
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
Does anyone know the original song that the melody of the first chorus in Boombox is from? 
.z. is awsum.
"War is god's way of teaching americans geography."
My phone autocorrects *hugs* to *jugs*.
Shteevie! I have to cancel our date today, and not reschedule for a month. Been working until 10pm, and today's no different.
"But, it's broken." "Say it works" "It doesn't, it's broken" "Just say that it works" "But, it's br... OWOWOWOW IT WORKS, IT WORKS"