I want to be a historian of facial hair this is it I have found my calling

FIRST ESSAY

I have not finished this essay

Laughs quietly and walks away into the dusty sunset

Whose genius idea was leaving this essay until tonight? --Oh, right, mine. :I

Good days to forget my umbrella include: during a downpour, when meeting my mum for lunch...

WHOOPS ACCIDENTAL NAP gotta get le train and party on down to party town (aka going home)

There's something magical about waving at a deadline while it sails past your head and you've still got 800 words of blaggery to go...

[Chriiiistmas] Hello my lovelies!

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