if i had bigger fish to fry i would probably fry them first

they would taste better then the small ones

cheap frozen garlic bread from the supermarket

is awesome sauce really that good?

still coming to terms with the fact that theyre going to keep plurking after i die

they should invent a food that sounds good for lunch

not plurking with me is the equivalent to watching me bleed out in the street and walking away

going to go stare at people from across the road and disappear when a bus drives past

anyone else interested

i think i was born in the right generation because i couldn’t survive without plurking

in the old days they went to war but now i’m just sitting here eating cereal and plurking

it’s been a rough week. someone plurk me ASAP