STARES AT HANDS I almost went to bed in my boots

[Meme] WHILE I get my skull working yours gets to dress mine for a day?

At the doc's and the nurse taking my blood was like. "Is your blood pressure always this low? This is like something you'd see from a vampire."

[Heckin' Game] STILL catching up with shit and this is messy as hell but

RAISES UP like a fucking ghoul

[Meme] Shipping, sinning, stupid Sunday with your resident Sin of Grabby?

MADE some Reese's French toast because fuck it AND IT DIDN'T come out too shabby

HEADING out for a bit since it's warm as shit and I was diggin' the look today

Do I need this? No but fuck FUCK IF I HAD A SPOT you better believe I'd be slapping this on the ceiling

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[Meme] GENTLY climbs out of a mountain of fucking paperwork also plots for May? FEEL FREE I know I'm still catching up with shit