Okay. Just had the weirdest end to a dream. I'd fallen asleep watching someone play through Blue Prince and at the time I was waking up, enough of the audio was coming through that I heard it in my dreams.
So dream-me thought that my wheezing (I have light exercise-induced asthma) was saying stuff. Stuff like '3 + 5 = 8' kind of stuff. No one else heard.
When you wake up to pee and the ringing in your ear is so loud, you don't think you can get back to sleep. I hate tinnitus. It had been so much better and now it's suddenly 10x worse.