spins around in her chair faster and faster, trying to time travel. Damn it! I was spinning counter clockwise and turn BACK time...

crawls into the barrel, lights the fuse and is shot out of the canon. Double twist pike with a flawless landing! *scampers to desk*

grabs her shit and runs for the door... only to catch the snag in the carpet again, landing on her face... again. She crawls away...

that she should burn her Variety for giving "Meet Dave" a semi-good review.

when plurk gets all f-ed up. like right now.

dramatically drags her feet as she walks in, moping. Her right foot catches a snag in the carpet and she flys face first into the ground.

does a little jig then throws a smoke bomb the ground. *FLASH! BAM!* The smoke clears, yet she is gone.

jumps up and down with glee! Buffy is here!!

army crawls under the razor wire, defuses the bomb, and does a double somersault pike with a twist into her chair.

decides it time to take justice into her own hands. *puts on tights and a mask* Quake in fear evil doers! *skips out the front door*