one of my eyes has been sporadically twitching for days now and i genuinely thought that was only a thing that happened in cartoons to show you're losing it. well then.

THERE HAS BEEN A BABY SCREAMING IN THE COURTROOM FOR FUCKING HOURS I AM READY TO SMOTHER IT SO IT NEVER SCREAMS AGAIN

i had an interview & the guy goes "i'm seeing so many resumes with '7 months work here, 8 months work there,' is this a new trend" oh ho i had some words for him

within 1 week, i've managed to get a sore throat twice. i hate winter.

"why do i keep spending money" and "do i really need more shoes" i ask myself, as i order more shoes of my own volition and in full control of my mental & physical faculties

i wore winter boots to work so i could change into my beloved purple spiked loafers that i keep here but nope, they're gone, and also sold out, and also i no longer own spiked purple loafers

I was going to get a full night of rest but my throat hurts too much to keep me asleep

you guys i saw an elderly woman with white hair that was ombre light blue at the bottom hello future me

(Archetype Quiz) the doppelgänger nice!

if I have one more thing I need to add to my schedule or to-do list in January or February I am going to scream; this year is off to a rough start already.