don't be jealous of my rural Wisconsin view.

I had high hopes of participating in RP. then we had a death in the family, so my life is a bit disrupted for the next week with family shit. it's ok, don't worry. nicks grandma, who was 1000% also my grandma, passed yesterday. she was 99. yesterday was the first time in her life she was ever really sick. she was the most wonderful person I've ever known.

mistakesweremade have you seen the newest game changers ep?????

anything happening on bakerstreet or other memes??

day 30 of the hostage situation. my org fully supports that we don't discriminate against HUMANS because of citizenship. they sent us a thing that was all we dont ask or document citizenship. and i had to immediately call my compliance and legal officer.

Come gather 'round so grandma can tell you a story. I was wandering about as one does, looking for my readers. I say out loud has anyone seen my damn glasses! I can't find them. Colby just steps closer and slides them down from the TOP OF MY FUCKING HEAD. So I guess I have to die now cause I'm THAT old.

Hilarious mute button fail on my part today. on a meeting discussing a really stupid insurance requirement for a patient to be admitted to a hospital i maybe said "are you fucking kidding me" and wasn't on mute. let me set this up for you....

AMA about my characters

one of my analysts is also a writer. he wrote this book with a pair of twins, one of them passed away before it was ever published. Paul gave this to me today. they all signed it. he told me that he made sure they gave me a signed version of book 357 because that's the caliber of a really fucking large bullet.

I live in a kinda conservative city. more often than not the way i dress and all the tattoos get me looked at in a not so nice way. however, today this guy that was probably mid 60s, very typical looking mormon guy, followed me to my car at the grocery store....