guess who spent over half the night dry heaving into a toilet spoilers: me. it was me.

guys, my nails were an actual inch and a half long. And I cut them and filed them and NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE WHAT WORLD IS THIS

WELCOME TO SQUISH IS AN AWKWARD HUMAN, THIS IS MY TED TALK

LUNA On the TDM... >:C h-help me remember how to do this?

[RP] ..... /lays here

W E L P good eve, sweet plurk!! I hope you've all had a lovely day so far and that your plans for this evening including TREATIN' YO'SELF AND GETTING A GOOD RELAX AND SELF-LOVE DONE ALSO

Today was hard. I love you guys.

GREETINGS HERE, SQUISH WITH A LOCAL NEWS UPDATE!!!

in other news, my parents were avid wine collectors and have left me all 82 bottles of wine in their collection

I cannot drink wine

[cw: family death]