Just saw The Cat Returns for the first time and how the fuck have I not seen this movie before

Ok friends and neighbors, it's that time of year again. Place your bets on how many trucks get Storrowed this year

[Meme] Mom said I could have two memes today. Who'd you ship with me?

[Meme] ok mine getting kidnapped is kind of karma but SURE WHY NOT. What does yours do?

[Mute] I AM good so no worries! This is just me @ me holding myself accountable for shit

Having some instant Thai tea and I thought most of ya would get a kick outta one of my mugs

Opens phone, looks at weather alert

Gently grabs the keys to Old Gramps and Diablo to do the car shuffle

Now with CW: snakes

I HAVE RISEN from a nap, immediately choked on water because I'm a fucking winner here, and gunna get the good ol'skull working. In the meantime, I'm following in the cool kids footsteps. Here are some meme links:

I may have made a terrible purchase. But it was a gold hat covered in sparkles, sequins, and a rhinestone lizard like

GENTLY kicks up heels