cabbage is freakin' awesome stuff. You can use it as a salad green or as a crunchy dipping veggie, and it lasts all but forever in the fridge. It's like a miracle shape-shifting vegetable.

pinterest has officially gotten way too commerical-y for anything that isn't incredibly specific, or on a board I've already been following for five years.

Is my mind just totally in the gutter, or is that an extremely unfortunate necklace design?

my signature-required package is still "out for delivery". I know the holidays are coming, but do they actually come this late?

I managed a pastry dough that is not abysmal. It's not flaky or wonderful, but it's not awful. That's an improvement!

I am never again making mashed potatoes. Besides the crap that comes out of a box, because it's easy and Kris doesn't have standards.

Hair people: conditioner and/or leave-in conditioner for damaged hair. Horrid split ends, crazy hard water, brittle, frizzy, mother with curly hair, me with just freakin' frizz and breakage.

Never again am I making holiday dinner on the same day as holiday dessert. Unless perhaps the holiday dessert is for breakfast.

Do thrift stores sell handmade clothing that gets donated? Or will they just trash it if there's not a sizing label and stuff?

Yes, chicken cheesteaks are a thing. But if you say you're serving them on "sub rolls" you have no idea WTF you're talking about. Hoagie rolls, people. Hoagie rolls!