last day of cruise, we're basically just going nonstop through The Netherlands

Mother at German Beer Stand: Do you have any IPA beers?
Worker: No. Local beer Königsbacher.
Mother: I don't know what that is.
Me:

[Europe Day 5] Its day 3 on the boat and mom still doesn't know how the room lights work. She just wants to pull the room card (always mine, she never has hers out) out of the wall to turn them off instead of just turning light switches off. No lights work without the card in a slot in the wall, so you can't turn a light back on her way.

[Europe Day 4] My mom is a child.

[BASEL DAYS 2 AND 3 AND LUCERNE AND ART AND BOAT] Hey let's photo dump

[Europe Day One] lol my mom's flight got delayed and she's getting in an hour late and were gonna be lucky to make the connection

too hot for walkies

Spent 2 weeks traveling around the Midwest visiting friends and family and now this weekend I go to Europe with my mother.

[Death Stranding 2] I am at my friend Dan's house and he has the game and it came out two days ago and... it's the most Kojima-ass Kojima thing I've ever seen.

[ACNH] MY ARTICLE ON PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING FINALLY CAME OUT.