Dr. BeardoPuff
@sideburnpower
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male Carbondale, IL, United States
Asgore Dreemurr @ EWAY

I'm a CG 9th level barbarian, 10th level bard (19th level bardbarian) studying 18th century literature and biceps production.
Dr. BeardoPuff
3 months ago 28
last day of cruise, we're basically just going nonstop through The Netherlands
Dr. BeardoPuff
3 months ago 80 @Edit 3 months ago
Mother at German Beer Stand: Do you have any IPA beers?
Worker: No. Local beer Königsbacher.
Mother: I don't know what that is.
Me:
Dr. BeardoPuff
3 months ago 25
[Europe Day 5] Its day 3 on the boat and mom still doesn't know how the room lights work. She just wants to pull the room card (always mine, she never has hers out) out of the wall to turn them off instead of just turning light switches off. No lights work without the card in a slot in the wall, so you can't turn a light back on her way.
Dr. BeardoPuff
3 months ago 23
[Europe Day 4] My mom is a child.
Dr. BeardoPuff
3 months ago 41
[BASEL DAYS 2 AND 3 AND LUCERNE AND ART AND BOAT] Hey let's photo dump
Dr. BeardoPuff
3 months ago 38
[Europe Day One] lol my mom's flight got delayed and she's getting in an hour late and were gonna be lucky to make the connection
Dr. BeardoPuff
3 months ago 5
https://images.plurk.com/4eDOuD3l57JdJha5SZRFdE.jpg too hot for walkies
Dr. BeardoPuff
3 months ago 39
Spent 2 weeks traveling around the Midwest visiting friends and family and now this weekend I go to Europe with my mother.
Dr. BeardoPuff
4 months ago 18
[Death Stranding 2] I am at my friend Dan's house and he has the game and it came out two days ago and... it's the most Kojima-ass Kojima thing I've ever seen.
Dr. BeardoPuff
4 months ago 13 @Edit 4 months ago
[ACNH] MY ARTICLE ON PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING FINALLY CAME OUT.