Trying to explain to a 60 year old man that: yes, kids find fidget toys fun. Yes, popping the bubbles back and forth is all it's supposed to do.

Have bad day at work? Come back to the reminder of why you work.

Manager: ZZ, do you really think using 3 filters on an Excel sheet is too complicated for your older coworker?
Me: The one who can't figure out how to open a PDF file by double clicking on it? Yeah, I think that's beyond her.
Manager: Hm, let's do it anyway. You can train her how.
Please Jesus no.

Teammate: Can we make a meeting to discuss last minute things?
Me: Sure! When are you free for a meeting?
Teammate: Anytime is good!
SO WHY HAVE THEY REJECTED MY FIRST THREE SUGGESTIONS BECAUSE THEY'RE BUSY?!

Saw a really pretty double rainbow today

I RUINED A CHANCE AT FREE PIZZA!

Got my hair cut and while I appreciate the stylish double checking that I really want it THAT short - I wish I didn't have to convince them like... twenty times after that.

I've only had a quick look through the event, but I really want Tim to get lost in the woods with someone.

Replurk of Vash's video post where he could use some cheering up

The worst part of being the only full time anxious perfectionist at work is that it makes you thorough. Causing you to pick up everyone else's mistakes. Which then become your problem to fix.